When you play the game of butts, cheek is better than thigh. (x)
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Step one you say we need to talk, he walks
you say sit down it’s just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong,
I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
no.
Pls leaf. Pls.
that was not very nice
STOP
thanks for that satan now i’m crying
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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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all tumblrs men shirtless on your blog, you’re fucking welcome!
omg misha tho. he’s like a cute version of tarzan or something.
Excuse the fuck outta me:
is it me or does RDJ look like John Winchester here??
SCREAM
EXCUSE ME
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do you ever just look at your homework like this
I look at people like this
I look at everything like this
I look like this
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avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner
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i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
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